Thursday, February 5, 2015

instructions on best way to travel via Air

2. hang back at your gate till as late as possible.. check in as late as possible.. 
actually stand back and survey the lines, then make a move when it trickles to 
1 person per 15 to 20 minutes or 5 minutes before check in closes.. 
you paid for a ticket, they have seat for you, and if they give your seat away, 
its to hard for them to board the plane to tell the other guy 
"we are sorry, we gave you someones seat and they arrived.. 
so can you please move to K28 instead?" no no no its esier to bump you up a class.
 Hey thank me later.. and welcome to business or first class with the rest of us. 
The worst that can happen is that business and first class are also full because of another unknown reason.. 
maybe another flight had maintenance and the next 4 flights heading your way are taking top ups.. 
the worst that will happen is you leave a day or 2 later with your ticket.. 
and a complementary return flight for the same booked flight. 
at one point i flew to Greece 3 years straight back n forth and never paid a thing courtesy of Emirates.. 
this includes their complimentary hotel and transfers and a complimentary 
Electric golf cart ride right into the business class lounge for a much needed shower, 
jade stone massage and unlimited food from the buffet.. not to mention a comfy couch to rest on.


3. if you get the upgrade, dont take sleeping pills..
 these attendants have a minimum of 5 years to be working the business class and 8 years to work first class..
 They are unreal people, with all sorts of cool backgrounds and a wealth of info about wherever your about to land.
. and if you are good enough, charming and witty.. you can get a few numbers, emails and Facebook's.. 
and be partying with them while they are in town for the next 24-48 hour lay down between shifts. 
Not to mention the Godiva chocolates they have stashed away are to die for.